being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass
according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece
this is the best possible thing that i will ever learn and i thank you for that
Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful
i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing
People who don’t put up with Snape’s shit are my favorite people.
I don’t think google gets enough credit sometimes
Ya know, I’ve heard that about rabbits.
writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
actual manchild benedict cumberbatch
I like bras because they make my boobs do the thing
I also hate bras because they’re uncomfortable and expensive and for some reason I’m not allowed to go out in public without one on like what
pardon me my good
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