Soulless Sam + text posts (part 2)
people who have a superiority complex because they don’t listen to “mainstream music”
MADAME VASTRA AND JENNY ARE JUST SO GREAT TOGETHER LIKE KDHFKJSHF
This was a total Big Damn Heroes moment :D
SWORD WIELDING VICTORIAN LESBIAN WIVES
DESCENDING FROM THE CEILING TO KICK ASS
and then there’s Strax
All I want in life is for these three to get their own show.
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate
i don’t think my teachers understand i have an unpopular blog to run
if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.
HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!
you really live up to your url
I’m fucking crying, make john find this